Wait, did you think we were talking about the 2020 Dem primary? Pfft. Who cares about those white candidates! THIS Is the only debate that matters right now:

Or maybe the eventual winner will be a white candidate that has yet to enter the race? Such as:

Or maybe this is the year a libertarian candidate wins it:

And by the way, for us, there is only one choice and that is No. 1:

We expect Iowans may be interested in what each 2020 Dem has to say:

But let us know which one above is your favorite and will pair nicely with tonight’s Dem word salad in Miami.