Wait, did you think we were talking about the 2020 Dem primary? Pfft. Who cares about those white candidates! THIS Is the only debate that matters right now:
This is the only debate that matter's today https://t.co/kD0a9JS3bc
— Barstool News Network (@BarstoolNewsN) June 26, 2019
Or maybe the eventual winner will be a white candidate that has yet to enter the race? Such as:
— D.oE (@DanAndress) June 26, 2019
Or maybe this is the year a libertarian candidate wins it:
All trash. The best ranch is from the hidden valley packet where you add the milk and mayo.
— ?Little Miss Scare-All? (@cheeksSPREAD) June 26, 2019
And by the way, for us, there is only one choice and that is No. 1:
There’s only one ranch. Hidden Valley. So they got that right. The rest are garbage.
— Bill (@FantasyFootBill) June 26, 2019
We expect Iowans may be interested in what each 2020 Dem has to say:
'Just trying to get some ranch': Kirsten Gillibrand not winning over everyone in Iowa https://t.co/IkYDNKttdf
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) February 19, 2019
But let us know which one above is your favorite and will pair nicely with tonight’s Dem word salad in Miami.