Congratulations to Brandon Stark, winner of the Game of Thrones!

A week ago, CNN’s Chris Cillizza produced this analysis matching up Dem candidates with characters on the show. So, let’s see how he did:

And would you believe he was totally wrong? Cillizza paired John Hickenlooper with Bran Stark, writing “Both the former Colorado governor and the Three-Eyed Raven just sort of say weird stuff and then disappear into the background again”:

He gets paid to be this bad:

It’s actually more embarrassing now, if that’s possible:

Hey, at least the show is over: