Ian Sams, press secretary for Kamala Harris, is mad at our post on her creased apron and is calling it “one of the funniest 2020 conspiracy theories yet”:

He even went to the trouble to fact check it. See? APRONS GET CREASED WHILE FOLDED:

Others jumped in to help name the conspiracy theory not content with Sams’ insult of those killed in the Benghazi terror attack:

We like Creasequiddick though:

Well, since we’re playing this game, how about we call it, “CRussia”?