The WSJ is out with a report this afternoon on a secret recording Tom Arnold made of a recent conversation with Michael Cohen where the former Trump attorney says he lied in his plea bargain and he’s not really guilty of the crimes he swore under oath that he said he committed:

Cohen also said on the call that he’s angry that more people aren’t coming to his aid and that he’s a “man alone”:

Who is he trying to get sympathy from here?

Hey, what are friends for?

And, of course, Michael Avenatti had to make an appearance on the call with Cohen telling Arnold Avenatti suffered a “karma boomerang”:

“Look at what’s happening to Avenatti—it’s called karma boomerang,” Mr. Cohen told Mr. Arnold. “The guy lied about me every single day, right? And the world loved it.”

Avenatti, who has protected his tweets so here’s a screenshot, quickly pointed out to Cohen that a “karma boomerang” means that the karma would actually hit Cohen in the face:

You really can’t make any of this up.