Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) and members of his family are reportedly under federal criminal investigation as part of a scheme to earn a tax break on a mansion by removing all of the dwelling’s toilets, thus rendering it uninhabitable:

Political ads, FTW!

According to the report, the investigation has been active since October:

The Illinois Dem has only been in office for a little over 100 days:

An attorney for the governor said, “Neither the Governor nor the First Lady have been contacted by law enforcement regarding the property tax appeal. We are confident that any further review of the matter will show that the appropriate rules were followed.”

We’ll note that the lawyers involved are heavy-hitters, so everyone is taking this seriously: