On Thursday, a raccoon caught was caught in the New York City subway and became the latest celebrity animal on social media:

. . .and you won’t believe what happened next:

Bingo. Mayor de Blasio had it killed:

AVENGE HIM ROCKET:

What is it with this mayor and celebrity animals?

First, there was the groundhog he killed with his own hands:

And then there was this wayward deer he ordered put to death for humanitarian reasons:

Maybe the celebrity Mandarin duck will be next?

Actually, it’s missing. . .

DID DE BLASIO KILL THE DUCK TOO?

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