What if “Your Mom” ran in 2020? it’s a funny thing to think about. And if so, what would her slogan be?
Your Mom just announced she’s running for President in 2020. What’s her campaign slogan?
— Gavin Purcell (@gavinpurcell) March 4, 2019
Here are the 20 best ones we’ve seen so far, but we’re pretty sure every mother has said each of these things at one point or another.
20. No fun allowed:
“Don’t bounce the ball in the house” https://t.co/kiKsBmBGFn
— Dow (@mark_dow) March 5, 2019
19. Transparency isn’t important:
DONT TELL DAD https://t.co/VZwdzRDW0O
— Emily A. Cummins (@emilyacummins) March 5, 2019
18. Honor the past:
Did you hear who died? https://t.co/s2cQj1rsjF
— Anna Roisman (@AnnaRoisman) March 5, 2019
17. Fighting for the hungry and malnourished:
Did you eat? https://t.co/0ZHok5qtGH
— Greg Dworkin (@DemFromCT) March 5, 2019
16. The role of technology in our lives:
Something's Wrong With My iPhone https://t.co/2tMplNShM2
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) March 5, 2019
15. Health-care spending will come up:
Did you get a physical this year? https://t.co/If0SnxVKsm
— Kellee Terrell (@kelleent) March 5, 2019
14. Fiscal responsibility:
I'll love you whatever you do, but don't expect me to fund it. https://t.co/Z7GN7y306a
— Asher Wolf (@Asher_Wolf) March 4, 2019
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13. Global warming is real:
Is It Me or Is It Cold in Here? https://t.co/OI6HrXksB6
— Jason Zweig (@jasonzweigwsj) March 4, 2019
12. Making hard decisions:
“Inside or outside — pick one” https://t.co/md6tVAkLb3
— Wayne Drehs (@espnWD) March 5, 2019
11. No deficit spending:
I have a coupon. https://t.co/v9PygW9dgK
— Joey Wagner (@mrwagner25) March 5, 2019
10. The importance of an education:
Use your head for more than a hat rack https://t.co/hIL0JXyHNk
— Tony Jones (@Tjonesonthenba) March 5, 2019
9. Pro-choice:
“I brought you into this world. I can take you out of it.” https://t.co/a9II38r9zT
— Mike Cugno (@MikeCugnoCBS4) March 5, 2019
8. Change we can believe in:
This is a new menu from the last time we were here https://t.co/pftKEnsaYt
— Drew (@DrewMacFarlane) March 5, 2019
7. A strong military is important:
Don't make me get the wooden spoon! https://t.co/jde2OTR3iW
— Jamie McCarty (@JamieMcCarty) March 5, 2019
6. Not all campaign messages are verbal:
no words. just a long drag off a cigarette, accompanied by an eye roll… https://t.co/T7UrItzH33
— Lisa Gabriele (@lisagabrieletv) March 4, 2019
5. Drain the swamp:
“Take out the garbage before you go.” https://t.co/mxFrDNm7Ee
— Howard Sherman (@HESherman) March 5, 2019
4. Cybersecurity is important:
“Oni what’s the code for the WiFi” ITS THE HOUSE PHONE NUMBER MOM AHHHHHHHHHHHH https://t.co/8QyM03cf4Y
— Oni Omoile (@Oni_Omoile) March 4, 2019
3. It takes a village:
“Here, just let me do it” https://t.co/slyetfNPVs
— Victor Brand (@recordedvoice) March 4, 2019
2. Bipartisanship:
“I’ll talk it over with your dad when he gets out of the bathroom.” https://t.co/3wSrNHen7U
— Sarah Watson (@SarahWatson42) March 5, 2019
And the No. 1 answer. . .
“BECAUSE I SAID SO 2020”:
because i said so. https://t.co/PLrJoXsx0R
— Allie Hagan (@alliehagan) March 4, 2019
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