According to Iranian journalist Reza Khaasteh, Brig. Gen. Mohammad Reza Naqdi, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Deputy Commander for Cultural and Social Affairs, accused Israel of establishing “alcoholic drink factories near the Iranian borders, and is giving them to smugglers for free in order to be distributed across Iran”:


The parody Mossad account confirmed the accusation:

This conspiracy theory can get a whole lot better:

Kosher hot dogs are next:

And we’re seeing a request for Israeli alcohol in India:

Iran has accused Israel of pretty crazy stuff in the past, like “secret weather machines to steal clouds and snow from Iran”:

Wouldn’t it be great if it were true?