In response to a new article in The Atlantic alledging that Hollywood director/producer Bryan Singer sexually assaulted several minors…

…The Onion answered with what has to be one of their most savage parodies of all time:

That’s a fatality right there:

Question: Will this hurt the Oscar chances for “Bohemian Rhapsody”?

Singer released a statement calling the article a “homophobic smear piece”:

Whatever. Before these new allegations, Hollywood was still banging down his door (and not wanting to know what was going on inside):

Eek. What if he wins?