The two “Most Read” stories right now over on WashingtonPost.com are related to the president serving the Clemson football team fast food when the visited the White House on Monday:

LOL. All Trump had to do to change the media narrative about everything else was serve McDonald’s:

The No. 2 story above includes a Zapruder-like analysis from The Post’s Philip Bump of all of the wire photos to determine just how many hamburgers were served at the event:

It took a lot of work, including a graphic showing how the food was laid out:

Even worse?  Bump fact-checked when Trump said, the burgers were “piled up a mile high”:

Since the pivot to video didn’t work out, they might as well try this:

Because what else could a Washington Post reporter be doing with his time?

Hey, gotta pay the bills somehow:

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