CNN interviewed experts on their various programs every night for the past two years telling us how President Trump’s policies, decisions, mean tweets and other comments will affect what happens today, election day.

But according to CNN’s Sarah Westwood, “no one knows what’s going to happen tonight”:

That’s a pretty stunning admission given that CNN’s experts never seem to say on air, “WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.” After two years of analysis, we’re at ¯\_(ツ)_/¯???

The Washington Post is embracing a similar philosophy in its coverage:

How many millions have been spent on polling and sending reporters to cover events and everything else and now they want readers and viewers to just discount all of that? Apparently so:

But they can’t help themselves. Embrace not knowing, but click on our articles that say we know what we’re talking about:


Wash. Rinse. Repeat.