The New York Post’s Page Six, for the win, on this family-unfriendly headline on Stormy Daniels and her cancellation on the UK version of “Celebrity Big Brother”:

Think of the children, Page Six!

The Sun over in London gets second place with this headline, again on Stormy cancelling at the last minute (“Loose Women” is a TV show, not an adult film genre):

But she eventually did chat with the hosts:

And blamed her pulling out on a previous pregnancy (sorry):

Note: It’s not just the tabloids using “pulled out.” Here’s the HuffPost, for example:

If they can use the phrase, so can we.