According to Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti, “this watermelon was completely destroyed by a firework the size of a stick of gum.” Now, we’ve set off a lot of commercially available fireworks in our day yet we have yet to find any the size of a stick of gum that can blow up a watermelon. But now that we know something like this exists, WE WANT TO TRY IT:

That was the mayor’s intended effect, no? He’s trying to sell watermelon-killer explosives?

Don’t feel guilty … everyone wants to blow up a watermelon after seeing this:

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