Politico had a piece out yesterday on White House Chief of Staff John Kelly that quotes anonymous sources who say the retired Marine Corps general is dissatisfied with his job because he’s started exercising during the day:

Nailed it. Because exercising during the day is something a career military guy would never, ever do:

Slate quickly picked up the story as if it’s fact:

It would be nice to know if these sources are pro- or anti-Kelly as this White House has a history of leaks to kneecap opponents. Like this from yesterday:

According to another source in the Politico piece, Kelly doesn’t even care if Trump gets impeached any longer:

And according to Eliana Johnson who wrote the piece, this wasn’t a joke at all:

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