A doctor suggested this one simple trick to reduce stress at work. That doctor may actually be Louis C.K....

A doctor said this so it must be true:

Masturbating at work is a doctor-approved stress reliever https://t.co/sIckdHHc7m pic.twitter.com/sHoUVKfX0x

— New York Post (@nypost) May 1, 2018

Didn’t Louis C.K. get fired for this?

wait I thought this was bad when Louis C.K. did it https://t.co/ZqKikNCRNN

— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) May 1, 2018

Thank you doc, but "C.K." sure is a weird last name https://t.co/fnEWN41gw0

— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) May 1, 2018

Or maybe this is Matt Lauer’s personal physician:

https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/991109320740868098

Now you now why TV anchors always sit behind desks… https://t.co/yBSAWf5uDD

— Jeff Greenfield (@greenfield64) May 1, 2018

Or maybe it’s advice from Bill Cosby’s fictional TV doctor:

An approval from Dr. Heathcliff "Cliff" Huxtable DOESN'T count. https://t.co/asDDThrklS

— Derek James (@DerekJamesTV) May 1, 2018

Anyway, people have questions regarding the technique in the photo:

I would like to know more about the technique shown. https://t.co/1pnJmHXTWN

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 1, 2018

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Please don’t do this at work. Also what is this guy below doing? https://t.co/xzHUnwua3Q

— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) May 1, 2018

Either he’s using his other hand or he’s doing it wrong. https://t.co/VnHoF9CzcP

— Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) May 1, 2018

Probably shouldn’t aim at your face like this guy https://t.co/ew8HFYr7fV

— Shawn Garrett (@ShawnGarrett) May 1, 2018

And we’ll end it on this:

I don’t know what’s happening to the world, but it’s not good. https://t.co/e1UucXO2wX

— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) May 1, 2018

Not. At. All.

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