Donald Trump is right: The Jeff Bezos-Amazon-Washington Post is a steaming pile of garbage after publishing this Fake News hit piece on the power of bacon:

Cancel our subscription! Although we just right-click on every article to open it in a private browsing tab, thus avoiding the paywall, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯:

Even the dictionary is pissed at the Post over this “blasphemy”:

And Washington Post reporters are outraged as well!

See, Washington Post? Bacon can do anything, like even bring the left and right together to mock this trash:

And this, naturally: