The Washington Post’s David Fahrenthold, much celebrated for his reporting on Donald Trump and his donations to various charities, has a new piece up on how much Republican members of Congress are spending at Trump’s properties…

…but Fahrenthold accidentally proved that there’s no story here “because they spent so little”:

HAHAHAHAHA! Even though Trump’s DC hotel is “perfect for political fundraisers”…

…the amount of money spent, in total, is tiny:

Even the biggest spender isn’t really a big spender at all:

We will note that it’s good of Fahrenthold to explain the article, but we’ll also note that none of this ended up in his story: