Stick to the law, Jeffrey, because this is a very, very wrong take on soccer in America:

Yes, the men’s team didn’t qualify for the World Cup this year. Ho-hum. But the U.S. women’s team kicks ass, which he’s ignored probably because he hates women or something (their rules, right?):

Plus, we really like how the U.S. Women’s National Team lets off a little steam:

 

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