Ladies, just what you’ve been waiting for courtesy of German engineering: a gender-neutral urinal that women can use!

From the Telegraph:

A 99-page document titled ‘The Toilet Concept for Berlin’ has been produced by the city’s environmental council in collaboration with the private sector.

It concludes that “pissoirs” (urinals) should only be offered in future in combination with unisex lavatories and that female urinals should be developed.

“In the future urinals which can be used by all genders should be offered,” the report states.

Doors? How retro:

But too be honest, we are curious to see what one of these miracles of modern engineering looks like:

Although folks seem skeptical that the challenges can be overcome:

Well, let’s see what the science produces, ‘eh?