Well, this has to be one of the grossest things we’ve ever read via reporter Henry Leet at KTVU Fox 2 News in San Francisco:

More from the Richmond Police Department’s Facebook page on how the suspect accomplished such a disgusting act:

Officers placed the suspect in the backseat of the police car and drove onto I-80 eastbound. As soon as they were on I-80, the suspect slipped his cuffed hands from the back to the front, undressed and slipped his clothes through the window and out onto the freeway. As soon as the officers realized the suspect was throwing his clothes out of the police car, they also realized he had just defecated, started to eat his feces and spat feces at the officers.

Thankfully no police officers were hurt and were “cleared of any biohazards.”

And now for what could be the best response…

Here’s the California Highway Patrol in Oakland showing its support for their brothers and sisters at the Richmond Police Department:


Here’s 2nd place:

And why no use of the poop emoji?