Dan Rather and his grandson, Martin, started a road trip from Texas to Mount Rushmore last week and the embattled former CBS newsman is tweeting about the experience. Might he be the perfect candidate to lead the #HuffPoInTheHeartland tour?

First up, a review of the Dallas-Ft. Worth airport:

And their are restaurant reviews, too:

Imagine if the HuffPo crew saw this?

Kansas: It’s “flat” and Sonics don’t have bathrooms:

And here comes the corn:

And tacos:

TBH, this sounds like an amazing trip and we can’t wait for the HuffPost gang to experience some of the same:

Oh, and one more airport review for good measure: