Cosmopolitan thinks this stupid article on rainbow armpit hair is the “most amazing thing you’ll see today”:

Now let’s try to find something just a tad more amazing, shall we?

It wasn’t hard:

Get the tissues ready as this headline is a little confusing at first until you realize that his daughter’s heart was transplanted into the gentlemen on the left:

We could put a poll in this post to see which story our readers think is more amazing, but why bother when we know it’s unanimous?