Vice President Mike Pence is in Montana right now attending a campaign rally for Greg Gianforte who is running for Montana’s open at-large congressional seat:
Thank you Montana for helping make @realDonaldTrump the 45th President of the United States ??. Let's send Greg Gianforte to Congress next. pic.twitter.com/pTc3SelIvk
— Mike Pence (@mike_pence) May 13, 2017
Earlier in the day, Pence toured the Crow Nation…
Excited to welcome my friend @VP Pence to #Montana today. Visiting with Crow Nation and touring #coal mine. #CrowCountryIsCoalCountry
— Secretary Ryan Zinke (@SecretaryZinke) May 12, 2017
…where he and Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke road horses:
Thank you to Crow Nation tribal leaders for an incredible horseback tour of Absaloka Mine with @SteveDaines & @SecretaryZinke. #VPinMT pic.twitter.com/K854DuKzh7
— Vice President Pence (@VP) May 12, 2017
And you can’t be a Republican politician riding a horse without quoting Ronald Reagan:
Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT pic.twitter.com/vagCjbLnxD
— Vice President Pence (@VP) May 13, 2017
Of course, liberals made jokes about it:
As long as you’re willing to carry your little centaur to term, snowflake. https://t.co/kOGjPFDMRJ
— Mike Monteiro (@monteiro) May 13, 2017
you heard it here first, folks: i fucked this horse. https://t.co/CRdLv3l3X0
— josh androsky? (@ShutUpAndrosky) May 13, 2017
omg did your wife allow you to be alone with that horse mr. Vice President? It seems like you fucked that horse. https://t.co/4eHQFyOccm
— Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) May 13, 2017
Hmmm…. Not sure Pence should be left alone in a room with a horse either. https://t.co/45F33uKWXY
— Michael Salfino (@MichaelSalfino) May 13, 2017
So like…you had a horse in you? Your wife is cool with that but not other women being near you? https://t.co/NT0S2gybFk
— Ian Fortey (@IanFortey) May 13, 2017
Be careful googling this one, kids https://t.co/wTbK6YwdHY
— Patrick Claybon (@PatrickClaybon) May 13, 2017
Bro that's a crime in 42 states https://t.co/mUTrTJmqjo
— Annie Gaus (@AnnieGaus) May 13, 2017
Mike will only ride horses if Mother is present https://t.co/6mf43PJvn4
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) May 13, 2017
don't tell mother https://t.co/2WdQCiQMBE
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) May 13, 2017
I've never felt worse for an animal than I do for this horse https://t.co/RY3nznaReR
— Kate Aronoff (@KateAronoff) May 13, 2017
Pretty sure that type of thing is illegal, sir. https://t.co/ZzNlBMSPsB
— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) May 13, 2017
Hope none of these horses are female, just in case you can't control your urges and because Mrs. Pence won't be happy https://t.co/Lbc2ZnFb6n
— Mike P Williams (@Mike_P_Williams) May 13, 2017
Does Mike Pence want to get fucked by a horse? https://t.co/51LJp1WVSd
— Kevin Beirne (@KevBeirne) May 13, 2017
TMI, sir, TMI https://t.co/fehGL6RIUE
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) May 13, 2017
It’s always classy on liberal Twitter.
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