As you’ve probably heard by now, the Washington Post revealed a new motto today across all of its platforms: “Democracy Dies in Darkness.”

Yeah, not really that awesome:

According to CNN’s Brian Stelter, Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos first used the phrase last year, and it’s caught on:

Anyway, Twitter is doing its thing and photoshopping new mottos for the Washington Post, which are hilarious. Here are some of the better ones we’ve seen:

Keep ’em coming!

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