Sally Kohn has it all figured out, y’all:

People quickly pointed out the flaws in her “straightforward” plan of action:

People then started posting “straightforward” lists of their own:

Anyway, she now says this was “sarcasm” and it’s our fault that we don’t see her humor:

What’s obvious is that many — of all political persuasions — thought she was serious. It’s not us Sally, it’s you.