Get ready for the worst thing you’ll read today, courtesy of Moira Weigel at The Atlantic:


As you might imagine, conservatives are not amused:

Imaginary extremities maybe?

Everything about this hot-take is wrong:

Not only anti-science, but anti-geography as well. John Kasich is the governor of Ohio, not Indiana:

Pro-choicers should be as equally outraged at this as we are, but will they?