This is why you have lost touch with America https://t.co/JldzeNA0Vz
— Michael Darmitzel (@mikedtcu) December 20, 2016
Remember last year when the New York Times grossed out readers by suggesting guacamole is best when peas are added to the mix?
President wraps up Q&A session on Obamacare with executive opinion on peas in guacamole http://t.co/OV9rUqkZgH
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 2, 2015
Well, they’re at it again, this time attempting to ruin hot chocolate by adding red wine to the recipe (and those are marshmallows, not whipped cream … where are the fact-checkers?):
1. Make hot chocolate.
2. Put red wine in it.
3. Add whipped cream.
4. Take the Instagram picture.
5. Drink.https://t.co/X4gQ97k69p— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 20, 2016
People are having none of it:
6. Throw up
7. The pain of regret
8. Delete your account https://t.co/UdjZbQBk6T— Jamie Reed (@jreedmp) December 20, 2016
@nytimes 6. Puke
— Jim Steelman (@jleo1953) December 20, 2016
That’s pretty much what comes next.
Nope! https://t.co/pli6SpklDR
— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) December 20, 2016
Or maybe it’s that the “blinding whiteness” at the New York Times, as we told you yesterday:
Alright, which white girl told the NYT to write this article? https://t.co/iev1HDXTuj
— Rose (@Rose_Khann) December 20, 2016
@nytimes 6. Gentrify a neighborhood.
— Gingerbread Condo (@eternalkerri) December 20, 2016
Although these suggestion do seem to improve on the Times’ recipe significantly:
Better Recipe:
1. Make hot chocolate
2. Put red wine in it
3. Dump hot chocolate in the sink
4. Grab red wine, finish bottle
5. More wine https://t.co/7hVnJDX19H— Daniel (@danny_cue) December 20, 2016
My recipe:
1. Pour red wine in glass
2. Drink
3. Repeat https://t.co/3qEHOQElIO— John Aloszka (@JohnAloszka) December 20, 2016
@nytimes 3.5 Replace Red Wine with Rum.
6. Win.— Andreas Proschofsky (@suka_hiroaki) December 20, 2016
.@nytimes
1. Make hot chocolate.
2. Pour 3 oz.of whiskey.
3. Throw out hot chocolate.
4. Drink whiskey.— BottleOfSquid (@BottleOfSquid) December 20, 2016
Now those are recipes we will try!
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