Do we really want to know what “equine therapy” is? Of course we do:

The Post tracked Weiner down at “The Ranch” addiction and recovery center near Nashville, where horses are apparently part of the healing process:

Weiner — who was caught obsessively texting other women, including an underage girl, while married to top Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin — looked pensive as he meandered through the trees at the expansive ranch.

But he turned decidedly glum when approached by The Post and asked for comment. He refused to say a word before riding slowly off.

Here’s hoping nothing bad happens to that horse. Where’s PETA when you need them?

But this has probably already happened. “Hey baby, you want my spurs?”:

Or maybe this could be a new country music song?

Best. Election. Ever.