Sorry NARAL but we are NOPING right TF out of this.

Women give birth.

Not men.

Not people.

WOMEN.

It’s that simple.

You know that face you make when you’re at the end of your Twitchy shift and you come across a tweet that is so MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID that you’re not sure if maybe you’ve had a mini-stroke and are seeing things? Yup, just made that face.

Katie Pavlich dropped them.

With a serious boom.

Simple.

Hey, when men start squeezing babies out of their penises we can have a discussion about ‘every body’ giving birth but until then … no.

Remember when that was a bad thing?

Good times.

Oof.

Always a good time for a Gordon Ramsey idiot sandwich gif.

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