Apparently some satire website published an article saying Emma Watson and Margot Robbie will be starring in a lesbian remake of the 2005 film “Brokeback Mountain” and the internet went bonkers:

Sorry, everyone. The Portly Gazette — shockingly — is a satire site:

But from the reaction, it does seem that this particular version of “Brokeback Mountain” would have some appeal. Are you listening Hollywood?