John Kerry posted this lighthearted tweet last night, but there’s just one problem — the U.S. Men’s National Team did not qualify for Olympics this year:
— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) August 2, 2016
— Slade O'Brien (@SladeOBrien) August 2, 2016
Or maybe Secretary Kerry now self-identifies as a woman, because the Women’s National Team is in Rio, with their first match set for 6 p.m. tonight:
It's an OLYMPIC GAME DAY!
— U.S. Soccer WNT (@ussoccer_wnt) August 3, 2016
We’re pretty sure they won’t need Sec. Kerry’s help.