Earlier today, PETA trolled Super Bowl fans with this statistic on the number of chickens who will give their lives today so we can enjoy chicken wings during tonight’s game:

But their math is a little weird. We have four-winged chickens now!?!?

PETA explained it in a later tweet:

If they say so.

The animal-rights extremists then went on to suggest “Cauliflower wings” instead:

“A real crowd-pleaser,” they said!

But do you know who wouldn’t like those fake chicken wings? None other than the President of the United States and the guests at his Super Bowl party. Apparently, they’re not fans of vegetables at all:

If Michelle Obama can’t get her husband to eat vegetables on Super Bowl Sunday, why should kids eat her crappy lunches?

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