Earlier today, PETA trolled Super Bowl fans with this statistic on the number of chickens who will give their lives today so we can enjoy chicken wings during tonight’s game:
Over 300 million chickens were killed for the 1.3 billion wings going to be eaten this #SuperBowlSunday. #TryVegan pic.twitter.com/NLHuJSQgjU
— PETA (@peta) February 7, 2016
But their math is a little weird. We have four-winged chickens now!?!?
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/696423797856067585
https://twitter.com/bamasevere/status/696448813142245377
https://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/status/696424137158434817
PETA explained it in a later tweet:
Chicken wings are divided into 3 parts: “drummette,” the two-boned middle segment, & tips. Every four wings are equivalent to one chicken.
— PETA (@peta) February 7, 2016
If they say so.
The animal-rights extremists then went on to suggest “Cauliflower wings” instead:
@ACharlesStiwald Try these delicious cauliflower wings! https://t.co/D2Xm8AGYF4
— PETA (@peta) February 7, 2016
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“A real crowd-pleaser,” they said!
But do you know who wouldn’t like those fake chicken wings? None other than the President of the United States and the guests at his Super Bowl party. Apparently, they’re not fans of vegetables at all:
SB munchies at WH, says @POTUS: wings, pizza, nachos, guac…and a "little vegetable tray that nobody touches” pic.twitter.com/sjGSBTPuN6
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) February 7, 2016
If Michelle Obama can’t get her husband to eat vegetables on Super Bowl Sunday, why should kids eat her crappy lunches?
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