Now not even businesses that cater to anonymous sex are safe from Islamic terrorism. When will this end?

For those without a France-to-English dictionary, “extremist” is what we call Islamic terrorists with ties to ISIS in America:

From the report:

Six Islamist extremists were arrested in the French city of Lyon on Tuesday, two of whom were believed to have been planning to attack swingers clubs.

The six who were known to police for being radicalised were arrested as they planned to travel to Syria, according to reports in the French press.

Some had openly declared their allegiance to the terror group Isis, while others were known to police for calling on people to join jihad.

The five men and one woman were all from the Lyon region and have been placed in police detention to be questioned on suspicion of terrorism offences.

Swingers clubs have actually become quite popular in France and would be an ideal target for the terrorists:


  • BlahBlah

    Is it wrong that I can’t stop LOLing?

    • Deplorable Jesse-Messy Hammer

      …”French extremists arrested for plan to carry out an attack at swingers clubs”, says #TheLocalFrance.
      …If I only had a Twitter-Tweeter, I say: WOW, is the icky NRA at it in France now with their 2nd-Amendment-thingy? /s

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    Swing hate crime?

  • Carolyn#OYSD

    Easy fix. Just have the swingers bring their own goat.

    • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

      BYOG! In a duffel bag, with feed, and cat liter. Lots of cat liter.

  • LucienCordier

    So now “safe sex” requires armed security?

    • Comrade Wootpool

      Well I mean… I always use protection too

      • LucienCordier

        This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for killing, this is for fun.

        • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

          Liberty revoked! Clean that rifle and pack up that gun!

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Back in the day, it just meant someplace her daddy and brothers couldn’t find.

      • LucienCordier

        Now it means being careful not to throw my back out.

  • MTHarpooner

    When I read “jihadi” and “swinger’s club” in the same sentence, I think “petting zoo.”

  • Lyle Petersen

    You know, I’m starting to think that this whole “Islam” idea isn’t very compatible with modern European society.

    • CherDash

      Ya think?!

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    Ummmm….. so much for safe sex, eh?

  • kennyraisin

    Yeah, but can they cook?

  • Arkuy The Great

    Good to see pro-active police work. More please!

    • Notorious P.I.G.

      yes, they were on the ball, but couldn’t say anything until the gag had been lifted.

  • kennyraisin

    This could be a Pink Panther movie plot. Inspector Clouseua somehow winds up in a swingers club tied upside down and dressed in leather. Suddenly, terrorist break through the front door. Clouseua says, “What iz zees?”

    • IBXNJ

      “Do you have a license for your minky”

      • swg

        That’s not my minky.

      • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

        Does yur dog bite?

        Aw hail… Now I hear Zappa singing, poodle bite, poodle chew

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    Seems those French have a real problem there with their Muslim immigrant population, and yet it’s French Jews being harassed and attacked in record numbers. And it’s those Muslims doing much of the harassing. Shameful.

  • algonquinmatt

    Not sure how many terrorists are involved, but i’m guessing a threesome.

    • sizemorew

      Thread winner. Everybody can go home now.

  • Gregor Eisenstein

    “The five men and one woman were all from the Lyon region and have been placed in police detention to be questioned on suspicion of terrorism offences.”
    Sounds like they’ve got their own little swinger’s club going on there.

    • IBXNJ

      Hhhmm likely has more kinks than an old garden hose. ..

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    I just want to reassure the progressive LGBT ROTFLMAO community that this plot had nothing to do with islam, and that if given the opportunity peaceful muslims all over the world would happily lay down their lives in defense of your lifestyle.

  • Jerry Shelton

    Okay so now the french are going to take down the no goats allowed signs at the door?

  • KHSoldier(Ret)&Writer

    Instead of wesson oil, use bacon grease, these ragheads would not go near the place.

  • algonquinmatt

    They wore black masks, brandished whips and chains, and got inside the swingers club. And then the terrorists showed up.

  • alanstorm

    Now THAT’S going too far!

  • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

    Anonymous safe sex for jihadists: Veterinarian on premises at all times.

  • © Sponge

    Leftists DEMAND the ability to screw whatever, whenever, regardless of marital status, then DEMAND that you pay for their abortion or STD treatment when it all goes wrong for them.

    Screw them. God will be sending someone soon. We’ve really lost our way in society.

  • Tim

    Bill Clinton declares war on ISIS!! This time it’s personal.

  • bifski

    Now not even businesses that cater to anonymous sex are safe from Islamic terrorism. When will this end? asks twitchy….answer…when shitlam is either eradicated or pounded into submission to the point of degredation

    • Flavius Josephus

      I prefer that it be annihilated completely ….

  • globalcrap

    If it was a swinging goat club , they would have ignored it.

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    Global warming is attacking swingers clubs now? Damn you global warming…damn you.

  • Chevypowered

    “French Extremists.”

    They just can’t say the “I” word can they?

    • Wanderer

      Go away or they shall taunt you a second time-ahhhh.

  • sukietawdry

    Hey, swingers are people, too.

    I don’t suppose it would have been a problem if it had been Muslim men’s club where they “groomed” little girls (or little boys, for that matter) to be sex slaves.

  • The Marathon Man

    Not to make too light of a potentially serious situation, but what exactly is a “French extremist”??? Do they want free wine and croissants for life? Even more free s#it than their guvmint gives them right now? Maybe they meant “Islamic extremists in France”???

    • MoxieLouise1

      I always thought Van Gogh was a French extremist. Or Madame DeFarge. Or Robespierre.

  • swg

    See, now President O will be getting really mad about this, until someone explains to him that swinger’s clubs aren’t were you go to practice your golf game.

  • MoxieLouise1

    Watch your back, Ashley Madison.