Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson appears to think kissing — or as he describes it, “the simultaneous exchange of saliva” — would for some reason be “odd” to space aliens observing Earth:
Space aliens would surely think it odd that one way humans express affection is the simultaneous exchange of saliva.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 5, 2016
So stupid. We hope if aliens do ever visit our planet, we choose someone other than Tyson to greet them lest the aliens decide to exterminate all of humanity after listening to him talk for a few minutes:
They'd find it stranger that people think you are smart. https://t.co/eVBK0xZZ9d
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) January 5, 2016
He must smoke the best weed. https://t.co/OYDHZycUzE
— Neva Wrann (@pipandbaby) January 5, 2016
Never been kissed –> https://t.co/3Lfwj4xqab
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) January 5, 2016
Tyson has officially become the 21st century's Jack Handey. https://t.co/TykQDvoM0M
— Brent Gohde (@brentgohde) January 5, 2016
Are you real life Sheldon Cooper? https://t.co/bksYWDIGsD
— Overlord Brito (@Britorio) January 5, 2016
@neiltyson I don't think you're doing it right, Neil. Follow me for DM tips.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) January 5, 2016
And why would the aliens think our reproduction process is “odd” in the first place? It’s science:
Seems pretty unscientific to assign opinions to aliens you’ve never met NEIL https://t.co/Sttq54Prb6
— Dylan Matthews (@dylanmatt) January 5, 2016
The primary form of communication for ants is vomiting in each other's mouth so aliens might not think it's that odd https://t.co/Lo8gbZ8EbZ
— Christian Lind (@aMusicVideoaDay) January 5, 2016
Unless, of course, your imaginary space aliens do the exact same thing. Seriously, where do you buy your pot? https://t.co/Ew1MnPHU60
— Aaron Gardner (@Aaron_RS) January 5, 2016
Are you implying that aliens are not subject to evolutionary forces? https://t.co/oee6IcchGg
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) January 5, 2016
I love how @neiltyson presumes to think space aliens wouldn't have formed a reproductive process.
Science? https://t.co/aCLwWE8aCd
— Jonathan Langdale (@jlangdale) January 5, 2016
Why does he keep speaking for aliens and presuming that we are the weird ones? https://t.co/DWIa5AFIuU
— Sarah Stevenson (@sarahrstevenson) January 5, 2016
He does ruin everything, doesn’t he:
Ruins New Years and now kissing. What's next? Cat memes and snowmen?https://t.co/d3M0hpZHXX
— Dalton Barker (@Dalton_Barker) January 5, 2016
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