It’s getting harder and harder to determine real tweets from Bernie Sanders and tweets from parody accounts mocking Bernie Sanders. Here’s the latest from the real one:
How is it that a kid who smokes marijuana gets a police record, but the CEO of a company that ruins people’s lives has no criminal record.
— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) January 4, 2016
Laws — how do they work?
I would like someone who wants to be President of the United States to think in more sophisticated terms than this. https://t.co/DKMgWBdasn
— Joel Engel (@joelengel) January 4, 2016
I don't know Bernie, but if I was a Senator I'd do something about it. https://t.co/yCbTTcJGJF
— Steve Beste (@stevebeste) January 4, 2016
@SenSanders because one act is illegal one is not. And you want to be President? Of what, a fraternity?
— Jesse Sweeney (@JesseASweeney) January 4, 2016
THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT WHEN I'M STONED, BERNIE!! PLS HELP A GIRL OUT????? https://t.co/JGOw3P4FNR
— m (@lnterstelar) January 4, 2016
@SenSanders It's called due process & proving someone committed a crime. You know, laws or something…
— Colorado REDTraci (@goptraci) January 4, 2016
@SenSanders Because one committed a crime and the other one didn't. It's pretty simple, really.
— Matt Armbruster (@matt1502) January 4, 2016
Sucking the Government tit for a paycheck for 30 years can make a person crazy. And you are. @SenSanders https://t.co/AQ8sKRWVX9
— The 57th State ℅EF™ (@EF517_V2) January 4, 2016
Because of the state that you want to grow even bigger. https://t.co/iuCT78cCzU
— Anarcho-Otaku (@Z3KE_SK1) January 4, 2016
Guessing the kid who does Bernie's Twitter feed had a personal interest in this one. https://t.co/MXaTkRTeeg
— Michael Freeman (@michaelpfreeman) January 4, 2016
And maybe we should hold politicians to the same standards as Sanders wants to with evil CEOs:
I ask myself that question about a Congress who plots to leave generations indebted without regard for consequence. https://t.co/zyl38dvWiJ
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) January 4, 2016
How is it politicians that ruined the healthcare of millions have no records? https://t.co/7twyIaie9M
— CoolCzech (@CoolCzech1) January 4, 2016
How does one commit perjury in front of the entire country and serve as your party's keynote speaker? #FeelTheBern https://t.co/Vx2TtKSb3J
— Adam (@KeepItRealist) January 4, 2016
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