Another day, another Thanksgiving hot-take, this time from ThinkProgress:
— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) November 24, 2015
Oh, come on!
We’ll save you a click: 1. Buy a local turkey, 2. Save the leftovers (who doesn’t do this?), 3. drink alcohol only from companies that embrace renewable energy, 4. travel by bus, 5. spend lots of money making your home more energy efficient, and 6. annoy your relatives and “talk about it.”
Now, after reading these six things, does “climate-proof” really fit? Party of science at work:
"climate-proof" Words no longer mean things. https://t.co/5yNsSnKygx
— Robby Boswell (@Robby_Boswell) November 24, 2015
If you buy a turkey raised near where you live, the weather will get cooler. THIS IS SCIENCE!!! https://t.co/5Y3F2rme14
— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) November 24, 2015
Step 1: don't travel or eat anything.
Step 2: enjoy step 1. https://t.co/73tGlXGNRi
— Pradheep Shanker MD (@Neoavatara) November 24, 2015
@thinkprogress If you /actually/ want to climate-proof your Thanksgiving, become a vegan and spend Thanksgiving blocking a gas station.
— Martin//fanboy trash (@stickeningsivan) November 24, 2015
— History Prof Brad (@brad_duren) November 24, 2015
I think I'd rather kill myself than spend Thanksgiving with a progressive. https://t.co/GSVGOZPCUM
— The Real Bepo (D) (@TheRealBepo) November 24, 2015
We'll idle all our cars while we deep fry our dozen turkeys. Maybe burn some tires just for ambiance! https://t.co/SvAUixKonP
— Becky Kevoian (@BobsFunGirl) November 24, 2015
Don't stuff your turkey with, coal, dine with others via Skype, and limit gassy foods? How did I do? https://t.co/gqin2ItyJp
— The Flipside Comedy (@flipsideloftus) November 24, 2015
Just ordered another coal turkey. https://t.co/U42oDFY4nw
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) November 24, 2015
Anyone think liberalism is not a disease? This is what complete douchebaggery it has brought. https://t.co/P1RJ88q30H
— Valerie's Puppet (@Anewhomestar) November 24, 2015
With the other “Turkey” in the news, you know — trying to start WWII and all — we wonder if this climate alarmism will really sell?
— THE Chris Coon (@Coondawg68) November 24, 2015
Thanksgiving is one of the world's greatest security threats! https://t.co/dI3zQoAYzq
— 2BarkingWesties (@2BarkingWesties) November 24, 2015
— Kathleen Sgamma (@KathleenSgamma) November 24, 2015