As we reported earlier, the BREAKING! news out this morning is that Lincoln Chafee, who is literally polling at 0.0%, dropped out of the 2016 presidential race.

He made this big announcement at the DNC’s Women’s Leadership Forum and it got a little (a lot?) weird. According to reports, he just compared women in DNC leadership to the Greek play “Lysistrata” by Aristophanes:


But what’s he getting at? “Lysistrata” is about Greek women who withhold sex from their husbands in an attempt to end the Peloponnesian War:

We eagerly await what Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Shultz think of this new strategy.