“Are you an American citizen? Do you have experience negotiating hostage situations? Are you read for the challenge of a lifetime? Then this is the job for you!”

That’s the fake Craigslist ad Democrat Rep. Mark Takano from California placed to help Republicans find a new Speaker of the House:

OK, you got us with that one. Now Takano should resign his seat and replace the awful Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, because this is funnier than anything he’s done so far: