We told you earlier that Harry Reid is suing the rubber-band company that left him blind in one eye after an accident back on New Year’s Day. Well, now that the filing is out, it just got a whole lot creepier.
Apparently, the broken rubber band ruined Senator Reid’s sex life (or, in legalese, “loss of marital consortium”):
Senator Harry Reid and his wife claim that his rubber band injury ruined their sex life http://t.co/ynilCCn4g9
— Gawker (@Gawker) October 8, 2015
zomg the Reids brought a loss of consortium claim. http://t.co/2HkFjGOi2Q pic.twitter.com/u6NyUVeq38
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 8, 2015
Too much information! Like, WAY, WAY too much information!!!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WHY DID I READ THIS OMG OMG OMG NO NO NO https://t.co/DyWUe0hUH4
— Eric Bartoszak (@Eric_Bartoszak) October 8, 2015
Logs off. Deletes Twitter account. https://t.co/w1dkOhg7PX
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) October 8, 2015
*buys stock in mind bleach* https://t.co/JIh3cB6e71
— WitCoHE (@E__Strobel) October 8, 2015
And people think #servicejournalism is dead https://t.co/uJvdYPmLpU
— Andrew Hazzard (@ATHazzard) October 8, 2015
i mean what were they even doing to that rubber band? https://t.co/Dot58xNlXB
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) October 8, 2015
The SNL skit just writes itself. https://t.co/foOexRTAfK
— Lizzy (@lizzie363) October 8, 2015
Now crowdsourcing a rocket ship to launch myself into the sun. For exposing me to this tweet, I'm taking @RBPundit. https://t.co/SpHOWCLAEh
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) October 8, 2015
I thought it hit his face? RT @RBPundit: I can't unread this. https://t.co/MTAD8lZkLa
— Dave in Texas (@DaveinTexas) October 8, 2015
That sentence is disturbing on so many levels… https://t.co/JfzOCZO6pU
— Cruadin (@cruadin) October 8, 2015
I do believe this qualifies as #TMI, Senator. https://t.co/cngunSbHH0
— olivia fierro (@oliviafierro) October 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/mrAvinash/status/652132222884016128
https://twitter.com/Trent_Hill/status/652131928829661190
I cannot expunge this headline — or the visions in my head triggered by it. HELP! https://t.co/fzausYavDC
— Mike Opelka (@stuntbrain) October 8, 2015
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Related:
Harry Reid files eye injury lawsuit (Shocking detail: He doesn’t blame the Koch brothers)
