Ladies and gentlemen, we give you North Korea — the most eco-conscious regime in the entire world! Look at how they’ve cut their carbon footprint to near zero!

We’re being sarcastic, of course.

That one spot of light is Pyongyang (left side of the image) according to astronaut Scott Kelly, who snapped this sad photo during his “year in space” on the International Space Station:

Exit question: How soon until North Korea gets rich by selling carbon credits to nations that like to use electricity? Prediction: Soon…

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