Exactly. Don’t tell Michelle Obama about this:

And it’s not just junk food. Environmentally unfriendly coffee pods are a must, too:

As for the Iranians, what are they eating during the day.

Answer: Nothing!

It is Ramadan and they are probably fasting during the day:

Or maybe the U.S. is using these delicious snakcs as some sort of psychological negotiating technique? We’re not called “the Great Satan” for nothing:

Back to Michelle Obama for a second:

Ha, totally! It’s way too cushy at these talks.

Sure, blame the junk food for team Obama’s crappy deal. Let’s see if that flies.