For colleges that want the star power of a Clinton, but don’t want to pay full price, the solution is easy … hire Chelsea instead! She’s a bargain at only $65,000 for an hour’s worth of work (10 minute talk, 20 minute Q and A, 30 minutes posing for photos):

And don’t worry about any ethical issues as Chelsea’s fee goes to the Clinton Foundation, just like her mom’s:

Booking Chelsea is still expensive, however, especially when compared to other feminist icons:

The college featured in this Washington Post story —  the University of Missouri at Kansas City — defended the $65,000 outlay because the event was a sellout:



Now we’re not math majors, but we’re pretty sure spending $65,000 to make $38,500 doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

What great wisdom you ask? Lots of it! So much so that Chelsea’s handlers had to edit the high school girl who was introducing Chelsea:

All those achievements.

And Chelsea didn’t want to be listed as the daughter of Bill and Hillary, because she’s totes her own woman:


“The struggle is real”: