As Senator Tom Cotton and his wife Anna prepare for the birth of their first child due sometime this month, he’s doing what all new fathers do — staring down at a bag of parts and wondering if he has what it takes to successfully put together a crib:

Ha! Yes, car seats are a pain, but cribs are no walk-in-the-park:

And here’s some more parenting advice:

Uh, not really. The Diaper Dekor is far superior to the Diaper Genie. 🙂

And we’re giggling at these next two:

So, how’d he do?

It might take libs a village to put together a crib, but not Senator Cotton:


No extra parts is the universal sign of a job well done, but as that last tweeter said — now comes the hard part.


Twitchy coverage of Sen. Tom Cotton