Here’s star linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks Bruce Irvin with what he thinks is a pretty funny April Fool’s day gag — drunk driving:

Exhibit A on why April Fool’s Day is one of the worst days on the calendar:

Yes, “hacked” does seem to be the preferable excuse for behavior such as this.

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