You might be trapped in the proverbial D.C. bubble if you actually think a Vox maps is just what your first date needs to break the ice, but that’s exactly what chief Voxer Ezra Klein is suggesting:

Come on! This is the guy you’re going to take dating advice from?


And as you can see, these maps are far from romantic — unless you’re into the metric system:



As for a second date, don’t count on it:

Maybe Ezra needs someone to explain dating to him and the rest of the Vox juice-boxers?


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