Unfortunately, no — NOT A JOKE. The National Network of Abortion Funds is literally raising money for abortions through a bowl-a-thon:

From their website:

What do bowling and abortion access have in common? The National Abortion Access Bowl-a-Thon, of course! And each spring, we aim to strike Hyde…nationwide!

For the 6th year in a row, abortion funds from across the country raise money to make reproductive rights a reality for women who can’t afford to pay for an abortion—and this year we plan to break the fundraising records!

What is the Bowl-a-Thon? 
The Bowl-a-Thon is a nationwide series of local events that allow community members (you!) to captain your own bowling teams, participate in a kickass national event – and raise money to help women and girls pay for abortions they couldn’t otherwise afford.

When is the Bowl-a-Thon?

Throughout the month of April. Find an event in your community, recruit your team, choose a brilliant and punny team name, and start fundraising — registration is open now!

Sick.

Although this might work:

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