Are you watching the red carpet for the 87th Academy Awards in Los Angeles right now? We are, but it’s the usual boring, predictable questions and answers you’d expect at one of these things.
And it looks like we’re not the only ones who think that those asking the questions could do a better job. Check out some of the #BetterRedCarpetQs that Tweeters want answered!
If two vegans are arguing, are they still having a beef? #BetterRedCarpetQs pic.twitter.com/jW5iXqVCEV
— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) February 23, 2015
What do you think of the measure problem and its relation to the multiverse? #BetterRedCarpetQs
— Dr./Prof. Renée Hložek (@reneehlozek) February 22, 2015
"Who does your surgery?" #BetterRedCarpetQs
— Nels (@debitking) February 22, 2015
what deep and fundamental insecurity taunts you in the dark watches of the night #BetterRedCarpetQs
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) February 22, 2015
Would you rather fight 10 Peter Dinklage sized Peter Dinklages or 1 horse sized Peter Dinklage? #BetterRedCarpetQs
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 22, 2015
https://twitter.com/KevinWGlass/status/569649168983203840
https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/569633894850564096
Where should First Look Media go from here?#BetterRedCarpetQs
— PROF. JEFF JARVISS (@ProfJeffJarviss) February 22, 2015
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/569652675786235904
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How about that Bill Cosby, huh? #BetterRedCarpetQs
— John Tabin (@johntabin) February 23, 2015
Do you wanna be an angel? Do you wanna be a star? Do you wanna play some magic on my guitar? #BetterRedCarpetQs
— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) February 22, 2015
Which is silent in "scent"—the S or the C? #BetterRedCarpetQs pic.twitter.com/yc4ESci3pG
— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) February 22, 2015
"Are colonics still a thing?" #BetterRedCarpetQs
— Nels (@debitking) February 22, 2015
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