Gird your loins New York City! Winter storm Juno is bearing down on the Northeast and the National Weather Service is warning of a “crippling and potentially historic” blizzard with up to three feet of snow in NYC and Boston. For real:
And this has Mayor de Blasio in full emergency/panic mode:
OK. This sounds really bad. So, what about NYC’s public schools?
They’re open tomorrow:
Eek. Let’s hope the storm holds off until all the kids are home.
New Yorkers and Bostonians are preparing for Juno as you’d expect — with panic buying at the grocery store:
But let’s not overlook what’s probably the real cause of this storm. Killing a groundhog means your city gets turned into an igloo:
That’s right, Mayor de Blasio: If you thought the death of that groundhog would go un-avenged, you were sadly mistaken. Good luck, sir — you’ll need it.