Earlier we posted the wonderful news that neocons had somehow forced author and actress Lena Dunham off of Twitter:

Would you be shocked to learn her departure from Twitter lasted all of about three hours?

And we’ll end this post the exact same way we ended our post on Dunham from earlier tonight:

“Busted making stuff up … again.”

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