Nothing like having your failed policies as a mayor hit home:
End “blind spots” for everyone? Let might be a tad ambitious:
Well, let’s start with Rahm’s block and get to the tougher ones later:
Mayor Emanuel has been under fire for the extra-special treatment his son received by the CPD:
Maybe these unsolved rape cases happened in a “blind spot,” too?
But now that Mayor Emanuel has solved Chicago’s crime problem, he can begin his real job:
Future Twitchy posts: Chicago teens robbed at gunpoint outside of Obama Presidential Library…
Editor’s note: Mayor Emanuel’s name was misspelled in an earlier version of this post. We have corrected the mistake and apologize for the error.